Zen: Mummy's so FAT

HELP!~

Our mummy had recently grew so fat that she had trouble getting in and out of bed every day! She even walk at very slow pace now! Seriously, I don't recall seeing her ever this fat all my life.. What happened to our mummy? Daddy had been spotted always rubbing and talking to mummy's fat tummy nowadays, I'm beginning to think he'd lost his mind. The hoomans have also recently added a squarish thing into our room which they called the 'Baby's Wardrobe' and filled it with lots of cutesy and nice smelling clothings meant for Patches' size.. And then we also heard that daddy's gonna set up the 'Baby Cot' soon. What's happening?!!


A few weeks ago, mummy brought home a lady whom we now fondly called Auntie E. According to mummy, Auntie E is our helper and she will be staying with us to help around with the household chores. I love Auntie E cos she had been bringing me for my daily potty breaks and also had been playing with me while mummy is away at work. Auntie E had also been very hardworking in keeping our home clean. Mummy & daddy is very pleased with her performance so far. We hope to have Auntie E around for good as not many people knows how to handle us and play with us..